Politics Explained
Saturday, September 8th, 2007FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as…
Age Bell Curve
Saturday, June 16th, 2007It seems that life goes by resembling somewhat of a bell curve of what is considered successful… At age 4…success is…not peeing in your pants.At age 10…success is…making your own meals.At age 12…success is…having friends. At age 16…success is…having a drivers license.At age 20…success is…having sex. At age 35…success is…having…
The Warning Signs of Insanity
Monday, April 30th, 2007Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.You write to your mother in MANILA every week, even though she sends you mail from BOHOL asking why you…
Hangover Ratings
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007Does any of this sound somewhat familiar? One star hangover * No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are…
my new mathematics!!
Sunday, April 22nd, 2007MATHEMATICS: Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC: Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee…
prison vs. work
Thursday, April 19th, 2007When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad… IN PRISON…….You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK……..You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. IN PRISON…….You get three meals a day. AT WORK……..You get a break…
PENIS FACTS
Thursday, April 19th, 2007THIS IS JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THAT…. Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoonsAverage number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallonsAverage amount of water it takes to fill…
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Wednesday, April 18th, 2007Is that smell coming from you? You're so much like your sister…. Your mom's cute. What's your name again? Do i have to be here in the morning? But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning?…
vacation
Sunday, April 15th, 2007hey fools!!!! where the hell are you two going????So i took my friends offer…i really did a 3 day vacation last holyweek. i also brought along my family and another close friend, but not at batayan island. It was overcrowded there as i heard so we decided not to…
my prison break update
Wednesday, April 4th, 2007Around 5am this morning, i watched the continuing and last episodes of prison break season 2, episodes 20, 21 and 22in episode 20: Some poor Mexican hooker — dead!Panama - Three guesses as to which unidextrous nut job killed her and the first two don't count. Meanwhile, the Fibbies miss…